23,674 notes

guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

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153,488 notes

ifuckingguess:

THIS MAN IS SO IMPORTANT

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45,501 notes

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

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108,360 notes

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

(via catsandwich)

4,549 notes

awwww-cute:

She waits for him everyday, at the same time, then they go for a walk

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428,409 notes

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

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101,502 notes

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

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337,512 notes

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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